{"product_id":"danger-is-everywhere-a-handbook-for-avoiding-danger-1","title":"Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger: 1","description":"\u003cp\u003eDiary of a Wimpy Kid meets The Dangerous Book for Boys, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE is a brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDOES IT WARN YOU ABOUT WHAT TO DO IF A SHARK COMES UP OUT OF THE LOO WHILE YOU ARE SITTING ON IT?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes it does.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAND HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR GRANNY IS A ROBOT?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAND WHAT TO DO IF A VOLCANO ERUPTS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOUSE?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this book will let you know exactly how to deal with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten by Docter Noel Zone, the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist, with the help of his neighbours:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDavid O'Doherty (words) is a stand-up comedian, writer and regular guest on television shows such as QI, Have I Got News For You and Would I Lie To You? He has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChris Judge (pictures) is the award winning author\/illustrator of The Lonely Beast and a number of other picture books for children. His work has appeared in high-profile advertising campaigns, newspapers, magazines, exhibitions and other media in Ireland and the UK. His most recent work includes cover artwork for Roddy Doyle's Brilliant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewww.DangerIsEverywhere.co.uk\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'A brilliantly silly survival guide' Sunday Express\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.' Time Out London\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid' The Times\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.' Financial Times\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Brilliantly funny' Gransnet\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'A brilliantly mapcap guide' ni4Kids.com\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Laugh-out-loud' TheSchoolRun.com\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 256\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublication year:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2014\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"David O'Doherty and Chris Judge","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46959849504822,"sku":"403","price":965.0,"currency_code":"EGP","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/diamond-pub.com\/products\/danger-is-everywhere-a-handbook-for-avoiding-danger-1","provider":"Diamond Pub","version":"1.0","type":"link"}